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I want my d!ck back.

jab is back
jab is back Members Posts: 282
edited July 2010 in The Powder Room
Back when me and my ex were together for Valentine's Day I gave her a gift that keeps on giving. I bought a clone-a-🤬 kit and made a 🤬 that was a replica of my 🤬 . So even when I'm gone she can still be with me.

Well to make a long story short, my girl got pregnant and gained about 35 pounds, I gave her 3 months to lose the weight or I'd be gone. Well three months goes by and she's lost a total of 7 pounds. I've seen Celebrity Fit Club and those people lose that in 2 days. I know this broad was lazy and wasn't dedicated to losing weight, so she must not be dedicated to our relationship and being the King that I am I know I deserve better. After this I left her, but she kept my 🤬 . I know it was a gift and everything, but she doesn't deserve my 🤬 anymore and frankly, I want it back.

Do you think she should give me my 🤬 back?

Comments

  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?
  • Reina B
    Reina B Members Posts: 2,190 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    ur in the wrong room...........take that to lies.org
  • Blue Virgo
    Blue Virgo Members Posts: 7,092 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    No, it was a gift.
  • DEE-LICIOUS
    DEE-LICIOUS Members Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    U bought it from adam & eve? I've seen that

    Go get it back. She shouldnt be touching any part of you
  • ricanprince
    ricanprince Members Posts: 1,869 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?

    the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now, back in the day his 🤬 wouldnt be tolerated
  • laroc
    laroc Members Posts: 1,000
    edited July 2010
    u a fool! ain't no way she gonna have a clone of my johnson!
  • jennifer.bush*
    jennifer.bush* Members Posts: 551
    edited July 2010
    the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now,

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  • jab is back
    jab is back Members Posts: 282
    edited July 2010
    is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?

    🤬 , The IC already knows I had a weight requirement for my girlfriend and that I gave her a clone of my 🤬 as a Valentine's gift. I've been on this site, wigga.
    Reina B wrote: »
    ur in the wrong room...........take that to lies.org

    You're in the wrong forum... zooanimals.org
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    LoL @ replicating your 🤬

    kids these days

    It was for my girlfriend, didn't think it was that big of a deal at the time.
    blue virgo wrote: »
    No, it was a gift.

    Eh, some gifts are the kind you'd expect to get back.
    U bought it from adam & eve? I've seen that

    Go get it back. She shouldnt be touching any part of you

    Nah, i called some number. I was watching this porn movie on Ten Xtasy and they showed an ad for it. The man and woman looked so happy in it that it convinced me that it was a perfect gift for my 🤬 .
    Young-Ice wrote: »
    do you think she uses it?

    Of course, she loves my 🤬 .
    the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now, back in the day his 🤬 wouldnt be tolerated

    You've been garbage the entire time you've been on the IC. Go make another 🤬 thread about 'why do you use lotion.'
  • Blue Virgo
    Blue Virgo Members Posts: 7,092 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Why give it in the first place?

  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Bunny Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited July 2010
    I agree with Blue

    it was a gift soooooo it's her's so she can do whatever she wants to do with it .....
  • jab is back
    jab is back Members Posts: 282
    edited July 2010
    blue virgo wrote: »
    Why give it in the first place?


    It was a gift because we were together and a 🤬 like myself ain't always around and my ex had that wetty that would get wet when the wind blows and she'd need some. Since i wouldnt be there to give it to her, she needed something so I thought it would be a good idea for her to have a replica of my 🤬 to take care of her in her time of need.
    I agree with Blue

    it was a gift soooooo it's her's so she can do whatever she wants to do with it .....

    I expect that answer from you, you've been on my 🤬 since I posted my pic on here 3 years ago, you want one for yourself.
  • hadezbone
    hadezbone Members Posts: 220 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    T/S I think your looking at it wrong... Check it... Your Ex has a replica 🤬 of ya tool... So when she with her new guy, she can always come back to ya, without you having to come to her.... I say win for ya...