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Faking Orgasms

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  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    Kat wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    I get you @Kat, not a woman so I really can't speak on your thought process

    But, yeah there's always a butt, couldn't head be a better option than doing something you don't want to do be better

    You're tripping right now. If I'm not in the mood to get some 🤬 why would I be in the mood to give some head?

    damn, your man got it rough, play on player
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got one singing my praises and one trying to get it back..I'll be alright.
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    DWO wrote: »
    if you can make a woman 🤬 on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

    lord knows i did.....

    have to disagree

    by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

    it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable
  • BangEm_Bart
    BangEm_Bart Members Posts: 9,503 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you 🤬 a chick and she not 🤬 . I never experienced that. Shorty I'm 🤬 with nuts at least 7 times in 10 minutes. 🤬 ain't even fake when she trembling, can't say a coherent sentence and holding me tighter.
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    get a squirter, you will never second guess and she cant lie about it
  • Negro_Caesar
    Negro_Caesar Fuck Bitches Get Money Members Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    get a squirter, you will never second guess and she cant lie about it

    Nah. Who wants a 🤬 to 🤬 on them?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Retired PurgatoryMembers, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DWO wrote: »
    if you can make a woman 🤬 on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

    lord knows i did.....

    have to disagree

    by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

    it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

    Maybe you should have had multiple wives.....
    Shrugs


    My wife works with a few orgasimless women, she said the way they talk about their husbands is shameful and disgusting.... No respect at all....

    I'm pretty sure that 🤬 is essential
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cant believe chicks is still faking O's in 2016

    Where the hell are yall finding these no stroke game having chumps? The 🤬 has too many nerve endings and sensitivity areas for dudes to not be able to do atleast a lil something.
  • OhMars
    OhMars أرسل لي الصور من ثدييك Members Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've faked a nut just to so I could go to sleep. I she already came and I knew it wasn't about to happen for ya boy that night.
  • AP21
    AP21 Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i faked a nut b/c the sex was wack
  • caddo man
    caddo man Failure is success in progress! Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Faking a nut for a dude is hard unless you wearing a condom. Or spit on a 🤬 ! LOL! That 🤬 so scumbag.
  • AP21
    AP21 Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well, i remember they came out with those condoms that had the numbing 🤬 on em

    i coined the term "keep spinners" back in college and threw all my homeboys on em who kept braggin bout magnums

    but anyway, what i had to learn was that you couldnt use em back to back. You had to use one for the first nut, then back to your regularly scheduled condom for any subsequent nuts

    well, before i learned that, the sex would take FOREVER...it was great for a while, but after you done did every position in the kama sutra, you get to the point where you couldnt even feel nothing b/c ya mans is too numb

    so....i was nominated, and won best actor for faking a nut when i was servicing this chick.
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    get a squirter, you will never second guess and she cant lie about it

    Nah. Who wants a 🤬 to 🤬 on them?

    **raises hand**
  • zzombie
    zzombie Members Posts: 11,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Any women faking an orgasm is an idiot because your man is probably going to 🤬 you like that again so what are you going to do fake it forever???? or break up with a good man because you refuse to tell him the truth??? maybe if you tell him he's not 🤬 the 🤬 right he will improve next time.
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla I'm no hero... I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else. THC= The Healing ComponentGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

    think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

    the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

    maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Wow @ dude really pausing to get theyself together

    Cant believe this really happens to men.
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla I'm no hero... I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else. THC= The Healing ComponentGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

    think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

    the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

    maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

    Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna ☺
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

    think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

    the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

    maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

    Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna ☺

    🤬 bless u

    **salutes**