What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.
https://www.allhiphop.com/ti

Faking Orgasms

135

Comments

  • K_Fisher
    K_Fisher Members Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

    think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

    the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

    maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

    Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna

    Bless you and your enthusiasm. Ladies like you really make the world go round.


  • manofmorehouse
    manofmorehouse Members Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Women faking orgasms set up a horrible cycle. You'd rather spare a 🤬 feelings than communicate your displeasure?? If you're with a dude u 🤬 on a frequent basis and u can't keep it 100 with him, doesn't that speak to the overall relationship? ?

    What type of soft ass, Eric Benet listening 🤬 are yall 🤬 with?? I always question how I'm doing, and what could've been done better. Sex where just one person is being pleased is just assisted 🤬 .
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Bunny Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?
  • AP21
    AP21 Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    you know dudes aint gon admit to getting a BDR
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    You know how it goes.

    latest?cb=20130317223715
  • AP21
    AP21 Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    even jordan missed a shot every now and then

    ~shrugs~

    she came back for more tho
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH 🤬 ....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?
  • Go figure
    Go figure Sion the GoGuests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    share your story(ies)
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    keep hollerin and faking it and not saying nothing and when i end up letting off my nut dont get mad
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Bunny Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH 🤬 ....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DWO wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    if you can make a woman 🤬 on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

    lord knows i did.....

    have to disagree

    by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

    it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

    Maybe you should have had multiple wives.....
    Shrugs


    My wife works with a few orgasimless women, she said the way they talk about their husbands is shameful and disgusting.... No respect at all....

    I'm pretty sure that 🤬 is essential

    I'm starting to consider that maybe the bolded is what is supposed to happen for me haha


    at the bolded/underlined......usually when women talk reckless like that there is a hidden agenda......especially at work

    females stay 🤬 on their man at work to either recruit a lunch 🤬 ....or sometimes they do it just to ward off hoes they think might try to take their man....u can't ever take women gossiping at work seriously
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my 🤬

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to 🤬 ... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    haha I see u shorty

    @BrideofKilla trying to subliminally let us know the 🤬 is so fantastic that it sparkles when she bust it open

    had that 🤬 in a clutch he couldn't handle LOL



    sign me up ASAP :(
  • manofmorehouse
    manofmorehouse Members Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lidonto te="MsSouthern;8811109"]So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?[/quote]

    No one is batting 1.000 as far as sex. 🤬 , I might not bat 50%, but what good does lying about 🤬 solve?? It's positive reinforcement for something u don't enjoy. The dude is gone get his nut as long as he pumps long enough. It serves no purpose.

    The funniest thing is women stay saying "keep it 100" and at every turn yall dont. Lol Faking it ain't even self-serving so yall lose twice by doing so lol. I don't get it. Your guy would get in his feelings if u tell him things u like and don't like about his sex game?? Yall out here 🤬 light skinned 🤬 ??
  • okaay
    okaay Members Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I swear 🤬 be posting these threads to learn about sex. I swear 🤬 be baffled by any irregularities pertaining to sex.
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Bunny Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    There is a big difference in faking it all the time and every once in awhile


    IJS
  • zzombie
    zzombie Members Posts: 11,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
    there is no reason why a woman cannot have an orgasm every time if you cannot do it with your 🤬 alone just turn her over push your fingers in it and touch her 🤬 and if she does not have one then the problem is with her not you.

    Women love putting the sex burden on men but in reality some 🤬 is just not good, some women scream and cry as soon as you put it in and they 🤬 easy and strong for some other other women you could push your whole hand up the 🤬 and she still won't 🤬 . A lot of women suffer from bad genetics
  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Kushite descent... wandering child from Meru of Old TrentonMembers Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
    zzombie wrote: »
    there is no reason why a woman cannot have an orgasm every time if you cannot do it with your 🤬 alone just turn her over push your fingers in it and touch her 🤬 and if she does not have one then the problem is with her not you.

    Women love putting the sex burden on men but in reality some 🤬 is just not good, some women scream and cry as soon as you put it in and they 🤬 easy and strong for some other other women you could push your whole hand up the 🤬 and she still won't 🤬 . A lot of women suffer from bad genetics

    Lmao, this 🤬 here
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2016
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH 🤬 ....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......

    I might have not had everyone buss every single time before.....but everyone that's been wit me im willing to put my house up has had an O for me atleast once before. I have a higher success rate than most because i find out everything I need to know before I bag em. All i need to know is what particular style ol girl respond to and gear my stroke style or tougue style that session according to that. Ima by hook or by crook 🤬 in the bed.

    Then brothas also gotta learn how to set a mood and get her almost there mentally before they even get the draws off. How to flirt physically, how to touch sentually, and basically get her so turned on you dont need to put in no olympic effort.
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
    edited March 2016
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    I have before .... Sometimes you know it just isn't gonna happen . Or sometimes I've been distracted about other things and can't get in the right mood

    So instead of saying hey babe I'm not gonna 🤬 this time ....I faked it. Been a very long time since I had to though .... Sex with my man is amazing ❤️


    But what I want to know is how many MEN here have faked it ????

    I did a thread bout this years ago. One poster said he spit in his chicks back while faking it so he could go back to watching the game


    WTF ????


    Lol

    Lol I've never faked it...why lie about being pleasured? So the person can think they did a good job and repeat the same 🤬 only for me to not be pleasured again? I have flat out said "Hey i ain't gonna nut" though...like a couple others said sometimes you just know it ain't gonna happen but I wouldn't lie about it
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownMembers Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH 🤬 ....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......

    I might have not had everyone buss every single time before.....but everyone that's been wit me im willing to put my house up has had an O for me atleast once before. I have a higher success rate than most because i find out everything I need to know before I bag em. All i need to know is what particular style ol girl respond to and gear my stroke style or tougue style that session according to that. Ima by hook or by crook 🤬 in the bed.

    Then brothas also gotta learn how to set a mood and get her almost there mentally before they even get the draws off. How to flirt physically, how to touch sentually, and basically get her so turned on you dont need to put in no olympic effort.

    Makes sense close thread
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop 🤬 when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint 🤬 either
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop 🤬 when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint 🤬 either

    Oh shut up.

    🤬 your partner when you're not necessarily in the mood is part of being in a relationship. If I'm in the mood and he's not, I expect him to make me 🤬 whether he gets his or not and vice versa.

    It's not as serious as you're trying to make it.
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop 🤬 when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint 🤬 either

    Oh shut up.

    🤬 your partner when you're not necessarily in the mood is part of being in a relationship. If I'm in the mood and he's not, I expect him to make me 🤬 whether he gets his or not and vice versa.

    It's not as serious as you're trying to make it.

    don't get slick with me cuz you need some 🤬 , I don't want to 🤬 you

    Ol cheesy muthafucka, got macaroni poking out your ass