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Walkin In On A Chick........Priceless

mr. mista xxlusive
mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
edited August 2010 in For The Grown & Sexy
So Im at work and it just dawned on me that i 4got somethin at home so i let my co-workers know I have to make a quick stop at da crib and that I'll return. I let this chick stay overnight at my place but she was posed to leave soon as i left the house. so i pull up to my crib and see her car in my driveway so im like, "why this chick still here?" and so i walk into my house towards my room, turn the 🤬 and the 🤬 locked. So im thinkin why the hell would she be lockin my damn door for? so i pull out my keys and unlock the door and enter my room and then I hear the shower in my bathroom so Im relieved, she just takin a shower and 🤬 so im like aight but then im hearin sounds.....at first i thought she was singing and 🤬 but I was hearing moans, a bunch of "ooooohs", some "unhs" and extended "ahhhhhhhhhs" and it was gettin louder and louder and im hearing splashing sounds and 🤬 . Even though, she dont know a damn person in the town except me, my dumbazz really entertained the thought "what if she in the shower gettin 🤬 by another 🤬 ?"....so I slowly turn the 🤬 while she hittin falsettos and BAM!!! walked into this chick going ham on her 🤬 , just jammin her 🤬 in...and i caught her right when she was climaxing bout to bust a nut, her body jumped she splash in the tub and yelped her final "ahhhhhhhhhh." Scared the redbone outta her. She looked like she was bout to cry but it was more of a "i just bust a good nut" 🤬 expression....she calmed down looked at me, shocked, and started turnin red on the cheeks and I just started laughin and 🤬 but overhearing that 🤬 from the door was sexy as 🤬 ......would have plugged her but I had to hurry back to work but that 🤬 made my day, lol. I thought I share

Have any of ya'll walk in on a chick? or ladies can u share a time someone walked on you while you stuffin the pie?
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  • lord nemesis
    lord nemesis You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Members Posts: 11,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    At first I thought you had caught her taking a 🤬
  • freshb651
    freshb651 Members Posts: 8,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Was this one of the stable hoes or a random chic?
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    At first I thought you had caught her taking a 🤬

    Pfffffttttttt... lol!
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta STFUMembers Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    meh, i let my BF "catch" me all the time

    he seems to like it
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    At first I thought you had caught her taking a 🤬

    lmao....if she was then that had to be some spectacular 🤬 , prolly would have felt like 🤬 sex to her or somethin...(n/h)
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Was this one of the stable hoes or a random chic?


    just a random cihic...wel she a homegirl of mine. i known her for years, she kool peoples
  • kentuckywildcat
    kentuckywildcat Members Posts: 9,879 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    You must didn't give her none before you left out to work....Had to go play with herself. Chicks be wanting it just like guys early in the morning....🤬 ,I know I would have been in the guts if I came home for a min to see that. Late back to work..They would be alright!.. I jump right in that Shower with her Butt-Naked,Blessing her with the Pipe...Yelling at her...."Is this what you want!"
  • Aquafinafloe
    Aquafinafloe Banned Users Posts: 2,871
    edited August 2010
    lmao....if she was then that had to be some spectacular 🤬 , prolly would have felt like 🤬 sex to her or somethin...(n/h)


    that is soooo damn nasty!! wtf!! but yea you guys do enjoy the live show sometimes it seems like yall enjoy it better than gettin down....
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta STFUMembers Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    You must didn't give her none before you left out to work....Had to go play with herself. Chicks be wanting it just like guys early in the morning....🤬 ,I know I would have been in the guts if I came home for a min to see that. Late back to work..They would be alright!.. I jump right in that Shower with her Butt-Naked,Blessing her with the Pipe...Yelling at her...."Is this what you want!"

    that gave me a lil chill.......
  • Aquafinafloe
    Aquafinafloe Banned Users Posts: 2,871
    edited August 2010
    You must didn't give her none before you left out to work....Had to go play with herself. Chicks be wanting it just like guys early in the morning....🤬 ,I know I would have been in the guts if I came home for a min to see that. Late back to work..They would be alright!.. I jump right in that Shower with her Butt-Naked,Blessing her with the Pipe...Yelling at her...."Is this what you want!"

    no no no that is not true becuase half the time you men don't be ahving any type of stamina yall can bust a nut and that will be it....thats what i call "a quick pumpa" there have been times where i have gotten mine ole dude would be done and i am still 🤬 as hell....mayne u gota finish that job to the tee,,,,
  • kentuckywildcat
    kentuckywildcat Members Posts: 9,879 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    that gave me a lil chill.......

    I can do more then give you a chill,Baby....I goes to work
    no no no that is not true becuase half the time you men don't be ahving any type of stamina yall can bust a nut and that will be it....thats what i call "a quick pumpa" there have been times where i have gotten mine ole dude would be done and i am still 🤬 as hell....mayne u gota finish that job to the tee,,,,


    and Aquafina...I be getting my Captain Morgan on.... I will please the Lady first make sure she is taken care of,then I will worry abt my Nut...That's just me...can't speak for any other guy
  • ms.jones
    ms.jones Members Posts: 5,796 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    [QUOTE=kentuckywildcat;1199268I jump right in that Shower with her Butt-Naked,Blessing her with the Pipe...Yelling at her...."Is this what you want!"[/QUOTE]



    The only words that matter.....clawd a' murcy.....
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    You must didn't give her none before you left out to work....Had to go play with herself. Chicks be wanting it just like guys early in the morning....🤬 ,I know I would have been in the guts if I came home for a min to see that. Late back to work..They would be alright!.. I jump right in that Shower with her Butt-Naked,Blessing her with the Pipe...Yelling at her...."Is this what you want!"

    Naw, i aint give her none...I was tryna jet out te crib. she was strokin my 🤬 while i was just bout to wake up but i was hopin for her to give me an oral wake up call but she didnt so i got my azz up and bounced. i could have gone back to work late with no problems but i have a pretty full load today and 🤬
  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    I dont neva leave no hoes @ the crib, I go to work you got to get the 🤬 out!
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    that is soooo damn nasty!! wtf!! but yea you guys do enjoy the live show sometimes it seems like yall enjoy it better than gettin down....

    real 🤬 ... used to hate wactchin porn with females 🤬 and 🤬 , or lesbian action but after I woke up on my side of the bed to my ex one time having 🤬 with another chick ( we were orchestrating a 3some so i was letting them get acquainted) and she was all feeling on herself rubbin her 🤬 and 🤬 ...that was goat

    now i have a thing for just chillin and watchin chicks 🤬 live....still dont 🤬 wit the video clips but a live chick 🤬 show....I am always down for that...just let me get a glass of southern comfort 100 and i'll sit my azz on my couch and enjoy the show
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    I dont neva leave no hoes @ the crib, I go to work you got to get the 🤬 out!

    This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    lioness15 wrote: »
    im ova here 🤬 rolling!!!!!!!

    lmao... see what I did there... *wink*
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    I dont neva leave no hoes @ the crib, I go to work you got to get the 🤬 out!

    thrill 🤬 but i known her for over 6 years so i aint worried bout her being grimey and 🤬 ...
  • Mr.Audigier216
    Mr.Audigier216 Members Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    lmao......i caught my chick the other night, i was in the living room playin PS3 n walked in her in the bedroom.......CLASSIC
  • Fundz O' Plenty
    Fundz O' Plenty Members Posts: 10,382 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    lmao......i caught my chick the other night, i was in the living room playin PS3 n walked in her in the bedroom.......CLASSIC

    She was tryna get that high score too huh man?? lol.....
  • louis the great
    louis the great Members Posts: 6,476 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    thrill 🤬 but i known her for over 6 years so i aint worried bout her being grimey and 🤬 ...

    You slippin pimpin......................

    Rule
    Numero Uno: Dont be trustin no hoes
  • About$
    About$ Members Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    This 🤬 read like a Horror Movie at 1st!....
    I would have told o'l girl to keep going or tossed her up on my shoulders & finish the job or put in overtime from night before.. then maybe Clive Davis would have been at the door trying to sign her.

    "I missed you so much I followed you today
    That’s right
    Now close your mouth
    ‘Cause you cold busted"
    - Orange Juice Jones
  • mr. mista xxlusive
    mr. mista xxlusive Members Posts: 1,458 ✭✭
    edited August 2010
    lioness15 wrote: »
    on the real, i wanna c how u look, u just go too much playa 🤬 going on

    how can i exclusively send u a pic? i aint never done dat 🤬 b4....but i aint no playa just alot of chiks understand my story
  • Mr.Audigier216
    Mr.Audigier216 Members Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    She was tryna get that high score too huh man?? lol.....

    LMAO.....i know she was doin better than me n i dont lose to cpu in UFC