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So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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  • kahhh-pri
    kahhh-pri Members Posts: 1,015 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    be ready just keeping it gangsta you dont want to be down here and he off in afghanastan for a year

    i met a lot of lonely wive and girlfriends of soldiers 365 day is a long time with no loving

    cool place to live though nothing close to there though beach is hour -thiry minute and raliegh is 2 hours charlotte 2 hour maybe more

    I'm not with that lifestyle and I let him know that straight up. I've never even considered it until now because we have been getting serious over the past few months. I most likely won't make the move.......I'm young and in college. I might just go there for a month or something before school starts back up.
  • kahhh-pri
    kahhh-pri Members Posts: 1,015 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
    I though I read that ya bf lived near or @ Bragg Blvd that has an open strip(street) of hoes (women that sell sexual services)

    lol u def got the wrong person
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    check post 122 let me know who yall want me to tell you about

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  • phantom0900
    phantom0900 Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
    talk about muskateer dude
  • truth spitter
    truth spitter Members Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    well if you do decide to write that book playa please get someone to do it for you cause you can't write for 🤬 ....damn..i've had to decipher most of your sentences
  • kahhh-pri
    kahhh-pri Members Posts: 1,015 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
    really?



    now that u realize ya bf is a spit away from a working strip r u gonna leave him now or after he deploys?

    Lmao when I said really, I was basically tryna ask for more info on fayettville. Not the strip in particular......
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    @trughspitter yeah on here i dont even attempt to correct spelling of fix 🤬 its to time consuming and i dont really care

    if it was for work or the book i would do a better job it hard to care on this mutherfuker though. most 🤬 dont read 🤬 past 140 characters anyway
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    cant right about all saving some for the books but i like maintaing this thread

    so i figured i would let you guys pick the next person i post about cant do a poll

    so the first one of these names to get posted and cosigned 3 times is who ill write about

    remember me and one of my coworkers ( "bobby" gave the regulars nick names even though we dont call them these names to their face at least i dont cause i dont want to fight a man who is wearing jeggings.

    the names are

    the muskateer ( infrequent customer)

    Jimmy ( cousin of manager )

    Fish man ( regular coustumer )

    the undertaker ( regular customer )
    [/QUOTE

    just letting everyone get a chance to choose
  • Kame
    Kame Members Posts: 24,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    Maybe im too young.... but people still going to porn stores? That 🤬 all over the internet... Maybe couples 🤬 I understand that but...
  • thepornspacenet
    thepornspacenet Members Posts: 182
    edited June 2011
    people do still go...u wouldnt believe
  • Mr Popo
    Mr Popo Just Call Me Mister Members Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    So has The Musketeer been back?

    What anout Fish Man.

    None of your homeboys been in there to check out the glory holes?
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So has The Musketeer been back?

    What anout Fish Man.

    None of your homeboys been in there to check out the glory holes?


    the muskateer has been back maybe 4 time in 6 months he viisits are always strange times

    i think ill do fish man and jimmy but heres the thing none of the people ive written about are even close to the most complex or funny

    jimmy will make the book not sure about fish man. on second though jimmy is funny and complex

    some of my boys have been to the store but they looked at the disc and hung around for a few minutes but it a wierd place. I told them all not to go to the back the back is for 🤬 and 🤬 and it jus aint worth it. there is one character that cleanse the glory hole with disinfectand and paper towels before he uses the booth.

    honestly my friends dont really do "prostitutes" but the couple that do 🤬 around stick to gettting strippers to cut for free or back page escorts
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    just added a poll
  • will grimey
    will grimey Members Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    in that case it must be in raleigh, durham, charlotte, or chapel hill unless i'm missing another spot.

    Winston-Salem, Greensboro?
  • bootcheese3000
    bootcheese3000 Members Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    yo i gotta question:

    any underage teenagers ever sneak in there or people come in with their babies? has there been any folks walking in with any outrageous outfits like fetish gear on some gimp fiction 🤬 ?
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    yo i gotta question:

    any underage teenagers ever sneak in there or people come in with their babies? has there been any folks walking in with any outrageous outfits like fetish gear on some gimp fiction 🤬 ?

    3 teenage dudes came in and i dont get mad a lot but i 🤬 snapped on them told them if they didnt get the 🤬 out here i would stomp there Gotdamn throats. harsh i know but if they buy something or i dont kick them out i could go to jail.

    well not outrageous as in fetish gear but there is the 🤬 that wears the short skirts, and the dude who wears the patent leather leggings and half shirts. but i mean this is the same place that women have come in with thier breast out. Really man there are no outrageous offits just outrageous behavior
  • bootcheese3000
    bootcheese3000 Members Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    i dont know if you playin but i really might use the first title

    personally i like the 2nd one but doowhutchalike.:D
  • bootcheese3000
    bootcheese3000 Members Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    The musketeer:

    Recently the manager got a buzzer for the door so the place can be a lil safer and 1 of the 12 cameras faces the door so if anyone looks suspicious they can’t get in. I felt allot better about this because my first few nights on 3rd shift where spent with me praying that 🤬 not let me die in this porn store, and practicing hoping over the counter and running to the back door. Its not that I was afraid to die it’s just that I don’t want to die there and I don’t want any one to try to give me CPR that has been to the back of the store. In that case I would almost rather die.
    Of all the costumers at the _________ adult video store the only one to give himself a nick name is the Musketeer
    In my second week of working I had two 3rd shift nights back to back on the second of those nights I had my first encounter with the Musketeer.

    At About 1:30 this very tall (6'8 or taller) man cam to the door with a black rag tied on his head a shirt with no sleeves. Not the; I ripped these off cause imma bad as sleeveless shirt more like the: oh wow Wal-Mart has cool sleeveless shirts I'm gonna get one cause its bad ass. The musketeer however is an imposing figure it had been my mental habit to judge each person on whether or not I can beat them in a fight and the musketeer well lets just say I would have to whoop his ass cant it wont be one of those one hitter quitters. I buzzed him in. In stepped this no descript human being I couldn’t tell you if he was black, white or Hispanic or all of them it was crazy. As he stepped in the door he spoke but not at all in an inside voice it was like he was yelling at some one a hundred yards away. "Hey brother what’s going on!" the relative calm of the store had been broken by his voice. He scaird the 🤬 out me. I knocked the scanner off its holder onto the counter and just ignored it as I replied in a normal but obviously startled voice. Nothing man was sup with you. I shouldn’t have said anything. The musketeer placed his heavy bag DVDs he had been returning on the counter with a thud and said with the same loud voice, " man I was in Germany this week end and I tell you what those German women wont say no." “Man I went over on business but you can’t go to Germany and not have fun. Man let me tell you I was there all week and I decided I would only 🤬 women in the ass this trip do you know none of those women said no." All I could think is 🤬 got hepatitis C. He continued “Hey it was all good imma go check out your selection I know I got some late fees I’ll pay all that 🤬 ." 45 minutes. later the Musketeer come back up to the counter with his movies and says still talking very loud " I’m hanging out with some of my Mexican buds tomorrow night got pick some movies up for them and then its off to South Africa." "Yeah man they some wild guys." I assume he is talking about the Mexicans here.

    As I pick up the movies I realize he as handed me a 3 🤬 movies and 2 meat holes moves.Meatholes is a series of videos where they completly degrade the porn star untill she starts crying. They ask the female stars in the middle of having thier face 🤬 what tha mom and dad think about them and If thier kids are still gonna luv them when they find this on the internet years later. needless to say it get bad. As for the 🤬 movies I try not to look at them once I realize the women on the front cover of the movie he gave me have 🤬 and penises (or peni i guess what it the word for more than one 🤬 ..... oh yeah 🤬 ). Ii find them on the shelf behind me and move back to the register where I ask him what his costumer code is. That’s how we pull up a costumers account. This strange, loud talking mass of humanity, with an indescribable race answers while leaning on the counter with his back half turned to me and, looking over his shoulder at me directly in my eyes say “I’m the Musketeer" I for whatever reason and for whatever it means I believe him. I type in Musketeer in the system his account come up he promptly pays for his movies and the 20 dollars in late fees. He then leaves still speaking loudly saying “Alright you be safe now bother I’m out here” I watch the camera as he leave and hops into the back of a stretch hummer limo. It would be my first encounter with The Musketeer but it would not be the last.

    the muskateer sounds like a freak. i would REALLY not wanna know what he's done on his trips if he's a porn addict, esp. if he buys 🤬 and these meathole skin flicks. i'm assuming he's a fan of ghetto gaggers and 🤬 .
  • Pond Scum
    Pond Scum Members Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    Its not that I was afraid to die it’s just that I don’t want to die there and I don’t want any one to try to give me CPR that has been to the back of the store. In that case I would almost rather die.

    This thread is pure comedy. You gotta write that book. You should take out the praying part and just make it a raunchy comedy. That 🤬 will be made into a movie.

    I have a question... when people go in the back and put their business in the glory hole how do they know what is sucking on it? Do they just not care? Is there a secret knock? Also is there a system for which booth is which? It seems like it would be awkward if two dudes simultaneously tried to put their 🤬 in the hole.
  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    cant believe people still buy porn dvd's... smh
  • bootsy_jenkins
    bootsy_jenkins Members Posts: 502 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    Ha! I worked at a video store that rented porn back in Chicago. Actually it was a mom and pop operation. They owned 4 stores, 3 of which rented porn. The fourth one was called the general store, could not rent out 🤬 because the guy that owned the building was a born again Christian. I normally worked at the general store but two days outta the week, and whenever I needed an extra shift, I worked in the porn stores. MAN!!! it was some crazy 🤬 !! One time, some dude walked in with a long ass coat on. (it was Chicago in the winter so nobody paid him any mind.) He was there for about 45 minutes, walking around, looking at the back of the box cover art. One of the guys that I was on shift with went to ask if he needed assistance and realized that they guy was rubbing one out under his coat! True to what the thread starter stated, you meet some crazy 🤬 at a porn shop. The stories that we have from that place are insane.
  • Kame
    Kame Members Posts: 24,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    LOL at, "Im the Muskateer"

    the 🤬 lol?
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    lmao I wish I saved this thread for work tomorrow

    hi-larious
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
    binstar wrote: »
    This thread is pure comedy. You gotta write that book. You should take out the praying part and just make it a raunchy comedy. That 🤬 will be made into a movie.

    I have a question... when people go in the back and put their business in the glory hole how do they know what is sucking on it? Do they just not care? Is there a secret knock? Also is there a system for which booth is which? It seems like it would be awkward if two dudes simultaneously tried to put their 🤬 in the hole.

    I'm not sure how it work i think they migh have a conversation before hand about it. all i can see is the hallway ( thank 🤬 ) and they seem to have a conversation before hand. I'm watching tv most of the time
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