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350 pound quarterback lookin like Russell Wilson in the pocket

fightforolddc
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in From the Cheap Seats
WTF he look like one of those create-a-lineman on Madden when his weight all the way turnt up. Dude ballin tho lol

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8YKQBpww_8#t=11
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  • O.G.
    O.G. Members Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We need a stringer bell reaction button.
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  • Billy_Poncho
    Billy_Poncho Members Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Greatest QB in UK history
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  • purpngold
    purpngold Members Posts: 7,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    funny because dude once was in madden
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  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    J Lo is a legend
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  • Confidential Playa
    Confidential Playa Members Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dayum I forgot all about this dude lol
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    he's a joke, but in his prime, 🤬 would be hating to talk sideways about "Battleship Lorenzen"
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Billy_Poncho wrote: »
    Greatest QB in UK history

    Woodson>>>>>>>>>>>
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  • BDBIID
    BDBIID Members Posts: 18,803 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^Tim Couch.
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  • WhoisDonG???
    WhoisDonG??? Members Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Could still be a backup if he stayed in shape.
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  • ineedpussy
    ineedpussy Members Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tim couch was 🤬 . jared was just a 🤬 smokin muthafucka and woodson was that man
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Woodson was a great QB. I feel the pros fronted on him hard.
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  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ "General Manager of the Northern Kentucky Ultimate Indoor Football League team."

    The 🤬 does that even mean?

    He goes around posting "sign up" sheets on the corkboard at YMCA's and factory break-rooms? foh
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  • S2J
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    Yall love to rewrite history. So now Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 at UK...
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  • WhoisDonG???
    WhoisDonG??? Members Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tim Couch was a number 1 pick. He was far from terrible.
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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    S2J wrote: »
    Yall love to rewrite history. So now Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 at UK...

    Couch benefitted from an offense that made EVERYONE who ran it look great.
    That Hal Mumme 🤬 put up #s at Valdosta State, Uk and NMSU.

    With all systems like that, the first guy gets run, the second guy gets exposed, then after that, 🤬 don't get a bite. Couch was the first.

    Similar to Urban Meyer at Utah with Alex Smith.
    Tebow at Florida (#2)
    Now, lets see where Miller gets drafted outta OSU.
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  • vageneral08
    vageneral08 Members Posts: 19,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WhoisDonG??? wrote: »
    Tim Couch was a number 1 pick. He was far from terrible.

    Lol what the 🤬 that mean?
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  • Bazz-B
    Bazz-B Members Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WhoisDonG??? wrote: »
    Tim Couch was a number 1 pick. He was far from terrible.

    So was Jamarcus russell.
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  • So ILL
    So ILL Members Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I came into the thread thinking it was about Jamarcus Russell.
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  • Rubato Garcia
    Rubato Garcia Members Posts: 4,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    'Hefty Lefty' Jared Lorenzen sustains broken leg

    Laken Litman, USA TODAY Sports 6:17 a.m. EST February 10, 2014

    HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, Ky. — Just as Jared Lorenzen was gaining internet fame, his football future is in doubt.

    Lorenzen, the former NFL quarterback who plays for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League, sustained a broken right leg during play Sunday.

    VIDEO: Watch the play that injured 'Hefty Lefty'

    With 11:23 to play in the second quarter, a defender dove at Lorenzen's legs. The 6-4, 320-pound left-hander was helped off the field by several trainers and taken to a nearby hospital. Lorenzen confirmed on social media that he broke his tibia and will have surgery next week.

    Lorenzen, who won a Super Bowl ring as Eli Manning's backup in 2007, went viral last week when video showed the "Hefty Lefty" in action during the River Monsters' season opener.

    He didn't make it through his next game because he was tackled low, fell hard on the concrete-like turf.

    Team owner Jill Chitwood said she heard players on the opposing team, the Erie Explosion, cheer when Lorenzen went down.

    Trainers helped him off the field and onto a training table on the sideline. After they wrapped his ankle, he lied down and put a towel over his red face. His father, Joe, rushed to his side and whispered in his ear. Within 10 minutes, paramedics helped him onto a stretcher and took him to a local hospital.

    As he was wheeled out of the Bank of Kentucky Center, teammates yelled, "We're praying for you, boy."


    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/02/09/jared-lorenzen-quarterback-320-pounds-ankle/5344059/
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  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pilsbury Throwboy
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  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    Yall love to rewrite history. So now Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 at UK...

    Couch benefitted from an offense that made EVERYONE who ran it look great.
    That Hal Mumme 🤬 put up #s at Valdosta State, Uk and NMSU.

    With all systems like that, the first guy gets run, the second guy gets exposed, then after that, 🤬 don't get a bite. Couch was the first.

    Similar to Urban Meyer at Utah with Alex Smith.
    Tebow at Florida (#2)
    Now, lets see where Miller gets drafted outta OSU.

    Sigh.

    at UK, ngga. This convo is regarding who was best at UK.

    Fukin Hate contrarian ass nggas

    'Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 . He was lucky to be #1 pick...but Andre Woodson was a beast!'

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  • bignorm
    bignorm Members Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    S2J wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    Yall love to rewrite history. So now Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 at UK...

    Couch benefitted from an offense that made EVERYONE who ran it look great.
    That Hal Mumme 🤬 put up #s at Valdosta State, Uk and NMSU.

    With all systems like that, the first guy gets run, the second guy gets exposed, then after that, 🤬 don't get a bite. Couch was the first.

    Similar to Urban Meyer at Utah with Alex Smith.
    Tebow at Florida (#2)
    Now, lets see where Miller gets drafted outta OSU.

    Sigh.

    at UK, ngga. This convo is regarding who was best at UK.

    Fukin Hate contrarian ass nggas

    'Tim Couch wasnt 🤬 . He was lucky to be #1 pick...but Andre Woodson was a beast!'

    this is true, tho.
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