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Diss that made you laugh the hardest?

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  • Kellmill
    Kellmill Members, Writer Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Game lowkey has some funny 🤬

    "I got enough beef, now Lil Eazy dissin
    He don't write his own raps so I gotta forgive em
    I got love for your pops, and I always will
    But on behalf of Eric Wright my 🤬 you gotta chill
    "

    "🤬 you, 50, Yayo, Banks and the cops
    And Olivia...I mean for a man she hot"
  • GetoBoy
    GetoBoy M.O.B. Members Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kellmill wrote: »
    The Game lowkey has some funny 🤬

    "I got enough beef, now Lil Eazy dissin
    He don't write his own raps so I gotta forgive em
    I got love for your pops, and I always will
    But on behalf of Eric Wright my 🤬 you gotta chill
    "

    "🤬 you, 50, Yayo, Banks and the cops
    And Olivia...I mean for a man she hot"

    Self ether at game calling somebody he saying is a man "hot"
  • RickyRich
    RickyRich RUCKWORLDMembers Posts: 13,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Max b got some funny 🤬 dissin dipset
  • Plutarch
    Plutarch A Tribe Called Fresh Philly, PA, by way of Ca$hville, TNMembers Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thought someone would post this


    "and ya haircut game is 🤬 up" lol

    and 50 responded immediately


    but gza reigns supreme

  • LouboutinGawd
    LouboutinGawd Members Posts: 314 ✭✭✭
    "Smarten up Gnoz"
  • big-lynch
    big-lynch Members Posts: 24 ✭✭
    Em was goofy as 🤬 when he was taunting Bis...



    There was a little rapper about to blow
    But his album came, and it was not good
    I think it went lead or double copper-wood


    Meanwhile, me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
    Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
    And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propane'
    "He couldn't have fell off that hard." Ain't no way!
    What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous?
    That Canibus turned into a television evangelist!


    Hold up! 'Bis, quit foldin' up!
    Punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch
    Do something! At least one punch line!
    Come on! Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
    Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!


    'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
    Tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
    Intergalactical metaphors from Mars!

    whole song has me laughing really witty 🤬
  • south4life
    south4life Bama Repesenta! Members Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    50 destroyed Shyne, man that 🤬 had me rolling especially when that 🤬 switched up after being deported, matter of fact Game got him too.
  • CracceR
    CracceR ૐ☯★♑☮⌘ Members Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Em was goofy as 🤬 when he was taunting Bis...



    There was a little rapper about to blow
    But his album came, and it was not good
    I think it went lead or double copper-wood


    Meanwhile, me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
    Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
    And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propane'
    "He couldn't have fell off that hard." Ain't no way!
    What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous?
    That Canibus turned into a television evangelist!


    Hold up! 'Bis, quit foldin' up!
    Punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch
    Do something! At least one punch line!
    Come on! Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
    Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!


    'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
    Tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
    Intergalactical metaphors from Mars!

    yea that 🤬 was corny but funny as fucc imo
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
    Valentinez A. Kaiser Members Posts: 9,028 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2014


    You won't believe what Tia told me (Man you ain't 'gon believe this 🤬 !!)
    Your 🤬 career is over 🤬 (Your done Ricky!!!)
    Officer Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Officer Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I just feel like I'm showin off now!!!! I mean I'm rich man!!!!
    I have disposable cash, I be hangin out with Russell! We do yoga!!!
    To relax!
    You know I have a temper problem!!! You know!!!
    I talked to L.A. Reid, I said awwwwwwwwwww man!!!!!!
    L.A. I mean Rick Ross is finished!!!!!!!
    I mean I have to help him out with somethin over there
    Because I'm disposin of him
    , but a, I mean, it will be fine, we'll work it out
    You know, it's just politics, ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

    You won't believe what Tia told me (You won't believe it!!!!)
    Your 🤬 career is over 🤬 (Tia's diary!!!)
    Officer Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (It's Deeper Than Rap March 24th!!!!!!!!!)
    Officer Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (SHUT THE 🤬 UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


    Everything in bold had me rolling when I first heard it!
  • StillFaggyAF
    StillFaggyAF Queer LGBT CommunityMembers Posts: 40,358 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Back Down-50 Cent
  • freethewave
    freethewave Members Posts: 3,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funniest 🤬 that stays makin me laugh is cam's "he deserve to be nervous.cuuuurrttis.damn show some curtesey curtis."

    Cosign the stylin on u.dude got hit at perfect timin for hilarity."so act up and ima have to lay d..(bang!)
  • 5 Grand
    5 Grand Members Posts: 12,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Em was goofy as 🤬 when he was taunting Bis...



    There was a little rapper about to blow
    But his album came, and it was not good
    I think it went lead or double copper-wood


    Meanwhile, me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
    Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
    And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propane'
    "He couldn't have fell off that hard." Ain't no way!
    What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous?
    That Canibus turned into a television evangelist!


    Hold up! 'Bis, quit foldin' up!
    Punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch
    Do something! At least one punch line!
    Come on! Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
    Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!


    'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
    Tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
    Intergalactical metaphors from Mars!

    The thing is, Canibus is, or was, so much better than Eminem. That battle with LL really sucked the life out of Canibus because a 98/99 Canbibus would have destroyed Eminem in 16 bars.
  • freethewave
    freethewave Members Posts: 3,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    U could still spit after that battle.jus bad at structering albums
  • geechee slim
    geechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^^^That's supposed to be Ray J ranting on Fabulous after he "slumped that fool."I got 6 Rolls Royces outside. That 🤬 got a 97 GT!
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited June 2014
    The Money Team!!
  • WiseGuyy
    WiseGuyy Members Posts: 1,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Em Diss to Mariah had me in tearssss

    Eminem - The Warning (Mariah Carey Diss):
  • KLICHE
    KLICHE Members Posts: 5,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVmUX44gXCU
    
  • Doubleday4life
    Doubleday4life Members Posts: 450 ✭✭✭✭
  • EarPlug0128
    EarPlug0128 Members Posts: 282 ✭✭
    edited August 2014
    LMAO!!!! This one right here.
    The whole song is crazy but the ending is absolute hilarious ether lol
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cPesD8lxZM
  • GorillaWitAttitude
    GorillaWitAttitude Members Posts: 3,566
  • sully
    sully Members, Writer Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But, your brother says...


  • P. Town
    P. Town Members Posts: 27,306 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tMcCRxDiw
    
  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!
    Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Members Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    P. Town wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tMcCRxDiw
    

    LMAO "ol 🤬 ass niguuuuh"
  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!
    Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Members Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maaaaan that Bow Bow diss LMAOOOO

    That's probably one of my favorites.