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  • Tsotsi Cape Town
    Tsotsi Cape Town Cape Town Members Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yao I finally caught up, all 89 pages and man......


    Y'all 🤬 ain't 🤬 ! (Respectfully) lol


    But I got some 🤬 to contribute

    How long did it take you to get past Geechee's posts? I know you had to back away and catch your breath from laughing.


    I had to back up and drop my two way for a while, was smoking from the multiple ethers delivered
  • deadeye
    deadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttMembers Posts: 22,883 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Of course..... (*eats pork rhines and changes through TV stations*)
    Well son, that girl might got a trick up her sleeve. Especially if that's his first gal?
    Sheeeeeeeeed

    Oh hell no, son. That's puddy in her hands right they nah.

    Sheeeeeeed, she probably got kicked out her old boyfriend house... Then stepped to the nearest nice guy she could find. Now you gotta worry bout this knucklehead in your neighborhood.

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeed

    He know where you live, make no doubt about it. Yeah, she caught your cousin and she'll 🤬 um dry. At least we ain't gotta question about yo cousin no more. I used to wonder about him. But don't let that trick you son, cuz even them moist boys won't turn down no woman. Especially if it's a sure thing?

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Think these hoes won't lift they legs for a roof over they head. You say they washed the dishes? But don't ruin this for your cousin. Let her straighten-him-out knawm sayin? I ain't gone say nothing. That's you're third roommate.
    "




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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Members Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    These muthafuccas gotta be given boundaries. Damn that.
  • Knock_Twice
    Knock_Twice Getting it out the mud Members Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bruh, I have real tears LMAO

    geechie mane bruh

    Get this 🤬 a book deal ASAP

    LMAO @ moist boys

    That whole exchange was GOAT LMAO , my side LMAO
  • geechee slim
    geechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm in tears man. Knawm-sayeth. LMFAO

    *Insert Jordan meme here*
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownMembers Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sheeeeeeeed

    Put it on a t shirt
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pork in most forms taste good af!
    Facts
  • jee504
    jee504 Members Posts: 6,945 ✭✭✭✭✭
    🤬 doing cliffhangers like the soaps.
    Fluck y'all in advance. I watch Bold and Beautiful with my coworker for lunch.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttMembers Posts: 22,883 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    So, Thanksgiving's passed and two birthdays and I still have 1.5 roommates. These 🤬 is loud when they 🤬 at night. I have one bathroom, so let's just say I knew when she was on her period. BEST SLEEP I EVER HAD that week. I was finally gaining some of my inner soul back. I told him to move his bed to the other side of the room where his TV is. And if you're gonna make love, turn your tv ALL THE WAY UP. So one day, his room is almost empty. He removed his TV and audio equipment. His room is hollow with an echo now. All he has to do is move his bed to the other side ofthe room. He says "I'll do it tomorrow."

    Before I go to bed, I like to load a youtube interview and play audio till I fall asleep. So as soon as one of my shows went off, I woke up to Ol girl making those noises.
    He got no rhythm. That "phwap" noise when you hittin it from the back should be a concistant TAP TAP TAP. But nah, this 🤬 like TAP... TAP TAP.... T-TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP.... TAP TAP.
    Sound like he was sending a 🤬 morse code.
    And since the room is hollow now, I hear every thing. I can feel every footstep. I can hear them 🤬 breathe. 🤬 is 🤬 like they invented the remix.
    And she be making noises that don't match her face. And I be wondering if they're 🤬 to the music I'm playing in my room. They've completely ruined Cassey's "Me and You."


    So I yell "TURN UP!" That's code for turn up your tv. This 🤬 actually says to me through his wall, "I don't have anything to turn up." I awkwardly say, "You know, you right." He says "Can you help us out?"




    Let that sink in.....



    I say "OK, Ash and Pikachu." If I'm lyin, I'm flyin. I actually got up and turned the audio up for them. The 🤬 said "thanks" through the wall.

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    I tried to sleep but couldn't. I still don't know if the 🤬 was funny, or did it backfire on me? 🤬 felt like my team lost the game. Now I'm all 🤬 up. I can't be in my room unless I play music or some dumb TEDx Talk just so I don't hear them. I was eating some fruit loops. I hear both of them 🤬 exhale ecstasy loudly. Dawg, I choked on the fruit loops. Milk came out of my nose and felt like fire. My eyes watering cuz there's unchewed cereal crumbs between my tongue and throat. 🤬 ruined my sleep and breakfast. Am I being scumbagged?


    Meanwhile, back at Daddy's house....

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    Me and pops is like Clipse. Benz Convoy with a wagon on the side. The topic of my roommate came up. I told him most of what's been happening. Including the 🤬 . I say "She might be using him." Without missing a beat he says,

    "Of course..... (*eats pork rhines and changes through TV stations*)
    Well son, that girl might got a trick up her sleeve. Especially if that's his first gal?
    Sheeeeeeeeed
    Oh hell no, son. That's puddy in her hands right they nah.
    Sheeeeeeed, she probably got kicked out her old boyfriend house... Then stepped to the nearest nice guy she could find. Now you gotta worry bout this knucklehead in your neighborhood.
    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeed
    He know where you live, make no doubt about it. Yeah, she caught your cousin and she'll 🤬 um dry. At least we ain't gotta question about yo cousin no more. I used to wonder about him. But don't let that trick you son, cuz even them moist boys won't turn down no woman. Especially if it's a sure thing?
    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Think these hoes won't lift they legs for a roof over they head. You say they washed the dishes? But don't ruin this for your cousin. Let her straighten-him-out knawm sayin? I ain't gone say nothing. That's you're third roommate.
    "

    your pops clay davis man?

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    Even more hilarious if you read what his Pops said in Clay Davis' voice.
  • geechee slim
    geechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @geechee slim

    LOL....man i wanted to goat that post about your convo with your pops...

    But the pork rhines brotha....

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    🤬 ... you flagged me for abuse. LMAO.
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So geechie people basically speak similar to some island people?!
    ish sounds Vincentian or something
  • Delphas
    Delphas NYMembers Posts: 2,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So I yell "TURN UP!" That's code for turn up your tv. This 🤬 actually says to me through his wall, "I don't have anything to turn up." I awkwardly say, "You know, you right." He says "Can you help us out?"

    Let that sink in.....

    I say "OK, Ash and Pikachu." If I'm lyin, I'm flyin. I actually got up and turned the audio up for them. The 🤬 said "thanks" through the wall.

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  • Cinco
    Cinco Real Nigga Minerals Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 5,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @AZTG what happened brotha
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