What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.
https://www.allhiphop.com/ti

scumbag!

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  • AP21
    AP21 Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    damn...now Dallas has entered as a challenger..lmao
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Dallas Cowboys 2016 NFC EAST CHAMPS Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    AP21 wrote: »
    damn...now Dallas has entered as a challenger..lmao

    Man I'm upset yahoo 🤬 down my old email account, I need to see if I can get it back that email had all my 🤬 stored in it.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Trollololololololololol Members Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man I may have told this story before in another thread but 🤬 it..
    1st time in Vegas

    1st time in Vegas, we go there for one of Mayweather's fight, so before we left, another patna of ours was telling us about the strippers and tricking that you can do down there. So we like bet, We get to Vegas (it's 3 or us) We walking up and down the strip and they are handing you these cards of stripper/escorts and 🤬 . So my patna JL (the 🤬 who brother only wears white jeans) was like mane Knock, I want an Asian chick, so he walks up to a dude who so happen to have some cards with some Asians chicks. So he's like bet, we go hit them up tonight..and I'm like "we" 🤬 , 🤬 Ima be on the tables all night, 🤬 I look like tricking off,

    So the night comes..we all in the hotel room chilling shooting the 🤬 , (3 of us) JL was like man I'm about to call the Asian chick, I"m trying to get some that fried rice sprinkle on my 🤬 tonight LOL) so the other dude was like man Ima about to take a nap (🤬 🤬 ) before we go out. So I was like man I'm about to get back on these tables, I'm in the hole 300, and I'm trying to walk that down before we leave...JL was like chill mane, I'm bout to call the chicks, so he hops on the phone and calls them, They come over, it's 3 Asians, all busted the 🤬 up. So I was like man yall don't look like the chicks on the cards LOL, and they was like what card? So I handed them the card and said "see those girls" and they all looked at the card and "giggles" and toss that 🤬 in the air/trash so I'm like...well ok.. I guess the chicks on the cards don't count for 🤬 LMAO bruh, So the leader of the pack of 3 was like we charge 300 hunnid, for this and that, I was like man I'm out, I aint paying for that 🤬 and yall don't even look like what's on that card, my patna JL was like man I aint paying yall strong pie-face hoes nothing, yall can suck this 🤬 though for free though.. the other 🤬 is in the bed napping...now mind you, the room aint that big so we all next to each other in a sense. So the Asian chick, I guess the leader of the pack, blows the 🤬 up, starts cussin us out about how we made them drive across town and got to throwing the magazines that be on the hotel's mini desk at JL...so I'm like ole 🤬 , stop that yo LOL, she's loud now cussing us out and poking JL with her finger, so I jump up, cuz I was sitting on the edge of the bed and I tried to stop her, the other two had that "🤬 I wouldn't do that if I was you" look on their faces..so I stayed put..So the leader is cussing and throwing the rest of magazines at JL and then she starts to throw the cups and pieces of the ice we had in the ice bucket at our 🤬 and other 🤬 at us, so now we in panic mode and JL pulls out his wallet and was like here...here...here is 20 dollars, take it, take it...just go away bruh I'm on the edge of the bed scared as 🤬 , cuz. 1. They loud/screaming (I know someone has called downstairs, and all of us are going to jail in Vegas) 2. I'm also thinking that the 🤬 about to come in and shoot all our 🤬 any minute. and 3. the 🤬 that's taking a nap is still under the covers napping and I can't believe his ass aint get up
    So finally the leader of the pack, takes the 20 dollars and spits on the floor of the hotel room, the other 2 chicks still staring at me, walks out behind the chick and spits on the floor too LOL. They walked out and left the door open. I quickly ran towards the door, shuts it/lock it and then I grab the mini desk chair and placed that 🤬 under the door handle just in case they was coming back, breh LOL.
    We must have stayed in the room for a good 1hr laughing at what the 🤬 had just happened

    yall let lucy lui spit on the floor
  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This thread would be even more goat if we had voice over n cartoon bout the situations like that show on mtv
  • grYmes
    grYmes Diversify your bonds...Members Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭✭✭
    caddo man wrote: »
    Pasty fat 🤬

    So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (🤬 sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.

    All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a 🤬 shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and 🤬 pasty fat white 🤬 . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth 🤬 .

    (I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)

    Long story short. This 🤬 was married, already preggo and 🤬 everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the 🤬 I 🤬 with was on some desperate 🤬 . My game wasnt equipped for that L!

    Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on 🤬 . I didnt have to rely on fat white 🤬 for another two years. But that is a story for another time.

    LMFAO, yo @caddo man when were you at Norfolk? I was stationed in Va Beach/Notfolk from 07-14 and I'm in New Orleans now.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Members Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    🤬 lacking but GOAT'd you. Good to see a W in your column. Lol
  • Mastery
    Mastery Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All these L's I gotta give you one W. Look fast cuz they wont be up Monday.
    back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)

    I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was 🤬 back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies...


    Here's the pics from my LAPTOP 🤬 days.

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    looks like a 🤬 scene tho brah and she ugly.....

    e2e171799293dcad7144ea4bd81477b6.550x303x23.gif

    So still no dub for you
    Lol @ a broads face you can't see being ugly. C'mon Lurk, cut my man some slack bruh haha

    You might as well just say you don't like her chin/lip area since that's all you can see of her face lol
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
    *sigh*

    ya 🤬 and that effeminate ass "sigh"
  • Cain
    Cain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionMembers, Moderators Posts: 44,543 Regulator
    Rereading this thread, I owe some of you some lol's and goats
  • caddo man
    caddo man Failure is success in progress! Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    grYmes wrote: »
    caddo man wrote: »
    Pasty fat 🤬

    So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (🤬 sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.

    All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a 🤬 shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and 🤬 pasty fat white 🤬 . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth 🤬 .

    (I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)

    Long story short. This 🤬 was married, already preggo and 🤬 everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the 🤬 I 🤬 with was on some desperate 🤬 . My game wasnt equipped for that L!

    Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on 🤬 . I didnt have to rely on fat white 🤬 for another two years. But that is a story for another time.

    LMFAO, yo @caddo man when were you at Norfolk? I was stationed in Va Beach/Notfolk from 07-14 and I'm in New Orleans now.

    I was there pre-911 (97-01) I stayed in Newport News (Yorktown side), Va Beach and Norfolk
  • caddo man
    caddo man Failure is success in progress! Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah @geechee slim You deserve a W.
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This 🤬 lurk been talking 🤬 lately. 🤬 all over the board at ppl neck

    lol i was just thinkin the same 🤬
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