What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.

Ladies, why is my inbox empty?

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edited July 2010 in The Powder Room
How are yall not going take me up on this brilliant offer that I composed for your benefit. I was trying to be generous and giving. Is philanthropy no longer appreciated?
Any Ladies Want some 🤬 ?

I'm giving it out for free. Due to the lack of good 🤬 on the market, I figured you ladies needed government assistance. I'm a FBI[female body inspector] agent. I'm giving out vouchers. You can use the voucher to get you a healthy supply of my 🤬 . The voucher comes with a guarantee of pleasure and ecstasy.

Side effects may include: getting ya back broke[I am not liable for any chiropractor visits], pain in the stomach area from me 🤬 slapping your 🤬 . Addiction[the 🤬 may have you shaking like a heroin addict if you don't get your proper dosage].