I remember Towers getting his forearm split open with a blade shit looked like a busted brat.
T0wers does have a great sense of subtle self depreciating humor because there's no way he really thought he was gonna get props on getting victimized. Things like that and the pic of him mean mugging with a puppy are underrated in how clever they are.
Anyway, I know this prince in Nigeria that has his fortune stuck in some accounts over there. Needs the full bank account info from some American accounts to transfer it into over here. He's giving a cut to anyone that helps.